Location: east anglia

Friday, December 09, 2005

Just to show i'm not sexist..

... here's my all female supergroup





(a) Grace Slick - spooky drug addled vocals, Jefferson Airplane

(b) Nico - voice of an angel, VU's foil to enegetic Lou

(c) Bjork - enough said really, coolest voice out there today (scope)

(d) Joni Mitchell - with 3 vocalists, guitars are important, and so is another lovely voice

(e) Paz Lenchantin - on bass pips Auf der Maur, she's so cute

(f) Meg White - oh god, i feel like i'm seeling my soul to satan (sic) by putting her in, she's an atrocious drummer but lovely bouncey skins

*notable omissions/didn't quite make it

  1. courtney love - not recently
  2. melissa auf der maur - her band supported a perfect circle, and were awful
  3. charlotte hatherly (ash) - sorry love, fitness alone is not the criterion for inclusion
  4. alanis morisette - no, it's not ironic alanis, it's just bad luck (if you were married to a weather presenter it would be ironic etc etc..)
  5. Janis Joplin - you're lovely janis but ive got too many heroin-addled sixties hippy chicks already

gosh some of these ladies have got such great cheekbones (but not the 2 below)

(e) (f)


Anonymous bill said...

oh meg.

you look so lovely.

7:25 AM  
Blogger bob said...

Meg Meg Meg

Be mine
(and bills)

3:42 PM  
Anonymous George said...

Yes she is rather nice

7:37 PM  

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